Two actors, one musician, and 40+ characters.

Join Captain Morrow and her motley crew as they race to defeat the British Navy and secure the legendary Sands of Time. 

This chaotic and uplifting comedy showcases what two actors and one musician can achieve onstage in just 60 minutes – without set, props or costume-changes.

Bonkers, brilliant, and gloriously absurd, the actors will pull you into a world of seafaring pirates, mythical creatures and acts of daring. Who will win?

Directed by Barnie Duncan and premiering in Aotearoa for the first time, this critically acclaimed show is perfect for comedy festival fans and traditional theatre-goers alike.

★★★★★  “Comic genius, a raucous barrel of laughs.” Bristol Theatre Review

★★★★★  “Astounding.” Edinburgh Fringe Review

★★★★★ “Spectacular.” Three Weeks

★★★★★  Broadway Baby

Directed by Barnie Duncan.
Written by Ben Behrens.
Starring Ella Hope-Higginson, Callum Brodie
Music by Ali Sewell